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[ test log FW-003 ]

the test that fails only on tuesdays

FW-003running

a flaky suite in a big pipeline. every fix reveals another flake wearing a trench coat.

hypothesis

flakes come from shared state. find the state, kill the flake.

apparatus

  • buildkite
  • retry logs
  • a spreadsheet of shame

procedure

  1. 1.collect two weeks of retries. group by failure signature.
  2. 2.the top 20% of signatures explain 80% of pain. start there.
  3. 3.TODO: finish this sentence with what you found.

measurements

retry rate, beforeSAMPLE VALUE
retry rate, afterTODO

failure notes

  • quarantined tests breed. nobody owns a quarantined test.

conclusion

unwritten. the test continues.

next experiment

ownership labels on every quarantined test. watch what happens.

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